Funny Wedding Vow Examples

How to balance humor and heart on your big day.

"I promise to love you even through your obsession with reality TV. I promise to be the one who kills the spiders, even though we both know I'm more scared of them than you are."

"I vow to always let you win at board games... except when it really counts. And I promise to hold your hand through every adventure, even if that adventure is just deciding where to eat for dinner."

Expert Tips

Don't overthink it
Keep it personal
Mix in a little sap

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